A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So, he knocked on the door to clarify, and when she answered, he said,
“Ma’am, are you sure you need 25 gallons? That’s a lot of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?”
The blonde replied, “No, I definitely need 25 gallons. I’m going to take a milk bath to become more beautiful.”
The milkman then asked, “Alright, would you like that pasteurized?”
The blonde thought for a moment and said,
“No, just up to my neck would be fine.”